Declaration of Masturbation

**Më£ïñÐa** · December 2nd, 2001, 08:13 PM

you're a filthy boy!!

and here's my dollar two eighty on stuff..
that was not right posting chloes IP info!!!
Have you EVER thought the reason why somebody or anybody dont want their r/t info known, was for security reasons????

fffffuck!!!!

and dont say, or go ahead and say, " like i have never done it" ...
yes, i do it all the time... biggrin

But that was totaly fucked!!

*my dollar two eighty

**Hank** · December 2nd, 2001, 08:16 PM

I never posted her IP info? FOAD said I got her IP from my board, and I didn't. The only one who posted anything about her IP info was Blaze who pasted the convo I had with her when I asked her if she was from Wisconsin *L

I could care less, let alone know how to do it... I ain't no detective.

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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.

**Blazey** · December 2nd, 2001, 09:12 PM

Mel!..REad what was said again if you like..*G..Chris was only reading what i said about the IP..and the convo i posted..well.he never said where he got her IP tho..But anyhow..he got that wisconsin thing.and her internet provider from somewhere i suppose..cuz chloe never told anyone she was from wisconsin..what a mess..guess thats what happens when you find something out ..then dont know how you did it..then on top of that..dont have the decency to say..Opps..my bad..*S..wait i did that..i said i was wrong didnt i..hmmmmmm..

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HEH HEH

**Më£ïñÐa** · December 2nd, 2001, 10:00 PM

aaaaaaauh!!! OK!! damnit!!

<font size =6>SORRY!</font>

*takes my dollar two eighty back
but leaves the 2? filthy boy... biggrin

**Hank** · December 3rd, 2001, 03:57 AM

Whatever Blaze, I didn't use her IP and I didn't post anythin' about her IP publically. That was you... now shaddup and let me talk about jerkin' off.

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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.

Quitcherbitchen!

**Hank** · December 3rd, 2001, 04:29 AM

Declaration of Masturbation biggrin

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You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license

You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand!

You can do it in the bathroom
You can do it in your bed
You can do it at a concert while you watch the Grateful Dead
You can rub it with some lotion

You can stroke it with a cloth
Arnold Shwartzenegger pounds it, Michael Jackson jacks it off
Your attitude will soften, your horizons will expand.
Masturbators of America, Give Yourself a Hand!

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never claimed to be... an anti-stroker

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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.

**Kerala** · December 3rd, 2001, 05:33 AM

*is a chronic masturbater and proud of it* biggrin

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I am my own master but not always master of myself.

Crazy Kerala's Place

**Hank** · December 3rd, 2001, 05:49 AM

Thank god, I was beginning to think I was the only one

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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.

Quitcherbitchen!

**Hank** · December 3rd, 2001, 08:56 PM

Good lord, can we get back to the masturbatin' now?? Kerala's the only one who seems to have her hand in the right place *L

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C'mere and I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez, ya lil' fucker... Hug my Sack.

Quitcherbitchen!